1. colerenoire:

    "fuck the police"

    "what are we waiting for spreading the fire?"

    Idioms are hard…..

    (via fuckyeahanarchopunk)

     
  2. fanoffandom:

    I actually applauded this post

    (Source: poyzn, via jeffisageek)

     
  3. fuckyeahdementia:

    MalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovichMalkovich Malkovich MalkovichMalkovich MalkovichMalkovichMalkovich

    Photographer Recreates Famous Portraits With John Malkovich As His Model

     
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  6. easied:

    if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

    WE ARE GROOT!

    (via dapoots)

     

  7. jakemalik:

    cute animals have such a strong power over me

    Yissss

    (via dutchster)

     

  8. "When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you."
    — Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

    Noice!

    (via emerald-avenger)

     

  9. "Why do white people own so many pets?
    Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
    *****
    What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
    You know he did it.
    *****
    how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
    *****
    A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
    To catch a predator.
    *****
    Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
    They can’t even
    *****
    What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."
    — 

    from various reddit threads

    at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

    white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

    (via cuterpillar)

    (Source: transascendant, via goodbyewhorses)

     
  10. quantumfemme:

    pisslords:

    pisslords:

    HELP!!! MISSING PERSON!!! If you live in the Liverpool area please help us! Our friend Abbie Sadler has gone missing it’s been 12 hours since she disappeared from a friends house last night after playing a show. If anyone has seen her please contact me or the police! She was ment to be returning to leicester today and her family and friends are very very worried!!! Please share!!

    Local police have been notified. Please spread this round. She was last seen with her band (Child Actors) after playing a house show.

    reblogging with new info from one of her bandmates

    Please can you all share the fuck out of this? Even if you don’t live in the UK or Liverpool area, some of your followers might

    Might as well signal boost

    (Source: heavenbydjsammy, via slugggg)

     

  11. mrsweasley:

    jebiwonkenobi:

    I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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    (via dutchster)

     
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  13. jonahryantology:

    i made a shocking discovery today

    (via codyrennert)

     
  14. Haha, “… but mostly America.”

    (Source: thelightofgoodworkshine, via uhh-umm-yeaah)

     
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