3. easied:

    if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them


    (via dapoots)


  4. jakemalik:

    cute animals have such a strong power over me


    (via dutchster)


  5. "When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse me, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you."
    — Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)


    (via emerald-avenger)


  6. "Why do white people own so many pets?
    Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
    What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
    You know he did it.
    how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
    A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
    To catch a predator.
    Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
    They can’t even
    What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

    from various reddit threads

    at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

    white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

    (via cuterpillar)

    (Source: transascendant, via goodbyewhorses)

  7. quantumfemme:



    HELP!!! MISSING PERSON!!! If you live in the Liverpool area please help us! Our friend Abbie Sadler has gone missing it’s been 12 hours since she disappeared from a friends house last night after playing a show. If anyone has seen her please contact me or the police! She was ment to be returning to leicester today and her family and friends are very very worried!!! Please share!!

    Local police have been notified. Please spread this round. She was last seen with her band (Child Actors) after playing a house show.

    reblogging with new info from one of her bandmates

    Please can you all share the fuck out of this? Even if you don’t live in the UK or Liverpool area, some of your followers might

    Might as well signal boost

    (via slugggg)


  8. mrsweasley:


    I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 



    (via dutchster)

  10. jonahryantology:

    i made a shocking discovery today

    (via codyrennert)

  11. Haha, “… but mostly America.”

    (Source: thelightofgoodworkshine, via uhh-umm-yeaah)


  13. johnrulestheworld:

    hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

    This person does not own dogs

    (Source: sexygyarados, via dutchster)


  14. things that suck about the job search



    • Searching various sites for anything worth applying to
    • Seeing jobs that you have either applied or INTERVIEWED FOR (and not gotten) appear again.
    • Actually going to interviews then walking out knowing they’re not going to call you.

    Or finding a job that you’d be perfect for until you get to the “must be fluent in german” or some other such qualification so far out of your reach you feel like you might as well be a middle-school graduate.


  15. That awkward moment when you stumble onto nsfw content on your dash and realize you’re still signed in to company wifi….