My dogs reaction when I leave the gate open
If only I could accurately use that pronoun….
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If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews [Click to finish interview]
Expecto PatroNUMB from working these soulless jobs.
GPO-Me-and-my-job/boss… Probably a lot of jobs/bosses. I am not special. I am not a unique flower. I am the all-singing-all-dancing crap of the world.
(via burberryboysex)
My dogs reaction when I leave the gate open
If only I could accurately use that pronoun….
(Source: pleatedjeans, via americangodess)
Oh, hey! It’s #booze! Specifically #gin, which is to say the #best booze. #hendricks #bombaysaphire and #brokers. Yum!
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
Well that’s the question: Do you use your powers for good or for awkward?
(Source: assbutt-of-asgard, via backwards-express)
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
(Source: sweetmotherofpie, via backwards-express)
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
I am the burning troll, Yahoo. And I will scald your larynx!
(via awesomephilia)
Mark a.k.a. Broken Journalist created this awesome steampunk AT-AT walker as an engagement present for his fiancée. There are so many wonderful little details on this piece. It’s clearly a labour of geeky love.
To Mark and his Star Wars and steampunk-loving lass, the Geyser of Awesome congratulations on your engagement!
[via Geek Tyrant]
Oh. My. Palpatine.
(via faomosgirl)
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
Except that’s the wrong linguistic spelling…. because I’m a pedantic fool.
(via awesomephilia)
Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs: Full Report
Meagan will get a kick out of this.
(via faomosgirl)